The Strangest Celebrity Baby Names

The Strangest Celebrity Baby Names

Breaking down the meaning of Hollywood's most out-there monikers

We've recently seen a slew of celebrity babies entering the world with some pretty obscure names: from Jessica Simpson's baby girl "Maxwell" to Kate Hudson's new boy "Bing" to David and Victoria Beckham's girl "Harper Seven." The fact that many celebrities choose to adorn their children with unconventional names is nothing new, but these most recent additions got us really looking into the subject -- and we came across some totally wild names!

Regardless of the reasons for choosing such names, these children will live with these names for their whole lives -- and we hope the teasing they'll likely endure will be well worth it! So we're going beyond the obscurity, looking into the Numerology of some of our favorite finds to get at their deeper meaning.

Pilot Inspektor

The son of actor Jason Lee, "Pilot Inspektor" is an offbeat but surprisingly decent name, numerologically speaking. Dominated by the number 1 and supported by an 8 and a 2, "Pilot Inspektor" is a powerful and ambitious name, balanced with an air of compassion and friendliness. If young Pilot does ever face a bit of ridicule surrounding his name, his numbers actually support a confidence that won't likely be fazed by the teasing remarks. And luckily, since this name evokes an underlying sense of belonging and warmth, chances are he won't face much mockery in the first place.

Moxie Crimefighter

"Moxie Crimefighter" may sound like the latest comic book hero, but she's actually the daughter of comedian/magician Penn Jillette, of Penn & Teller. But as cool as her name may sound, unfortunately the numbers behind it really aren't in sync. Dominated by the number 7 and supported by a 3 and a 4, "Moxie Crimefighter" is an intuitive and intelligent name, but the creativity and eccentricity brought about by the 7 and the 3 are too stark a contrast to the very rigid, practical style of the 4, adding much conflicting energy to this name. [pagebreak]

Audio Science

Not only is it a class at your local community college, it's also the name of actress Shannyn Sossamon's son! The bizarre name "Audio Science" is dominated by the number 9 and backed by a 2 and a 7. All in all, in the world of Numerology, it's a real middle-of-the-road name: not horrible, but not all that incredible, either. The name "Audio Science" is all about others -- it is tolerant, a humanitarian, a peacemaker -- but may also be quite naive, weak and withdrawn. While this name suggests he would be attuned to the thoughts and actions of others, the lack of confidence and aloof attitude associated with "Audio Science" could make it difficult to deal with taunting remarks.

Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen

Musician Frank Zappa's creativity not only shined through in his artistic talents, but obviously in his choice of baby names as well! And get this: they're not that bad of name choices! The numbers associated with these names are all across the board, with the numbers 1 - 9 each being represented somewhere amongst the four names. Yet none of the names are perfect -- each of them contains one set of opposing numbers, and numbers that are right next to each other in order (1 and 2, 2 and 3, 3 and 4, etc.) tend to carry quite opposite personalities, creating conflicting energy. The exception is "Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen," which has two 5s and a 9. While these are not opposing numbers, the repeating 5s are actually so similar that they can significantly narrow the potential of the name.

For this list, we hand-picked our favorite crazy celebrity baby names, but trust us, there are far more out there! Go further here.

And check out the numbers behind YOUR name here!

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